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Some Christmas Crackers From Britannia Turnbulls

With Christmas just days away we decided to get in the spirit of things here at Britannia Turnbulls and see if our members of staff had a festive sense of humour. So we went around and asked our team for their favourite Christmas cracker style jokes and here is a list of some of the best (or worst!) ones. Apologies in advance:

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“Can you smell carrots?”

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker!

Why didn’t Roy Hodgson go to visit Santa at the North Pole?

He couldn’t get past Iceland.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?

Elfis Pressley!

What’s a dog’s favourite carol?

Bark, the herald angels sing

Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?

They keep loosing their needles!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?



And, just for luck, here’s one for New Year’s Eve:

What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?

Auld Fang Syne

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